Review of When I Was Cruel
NY Observer, 2002-04-30
- Jeffrey Eugenides
Elvis Costellos Stripped-Down, Hard-Charging Return: Wisdom
and Tolerance Manage to Still Draw Blood; Critic Discovers Rockers
Vacuum-Cleaner Yodel Cures Colic!
by Jeffrey Eugenides
I came late to Elvis Costello. In college, when the dorm emptied out
on the night of the Attractions concert, I stayed in my room, listening
to Eric Dolphy. My friends all had Elvis Costello records, and though
there were songs on them I loved, I didnt love the voice singing
them. Once youve acquired a taste for something, its difficult
to explain what put you off at first. Try to remember, say, the bitterness
of beer. Or the fishiness of fish.
On hearing that I was reviewing Mr. Costellos new record, When
I Was Cruel (Island), a German friend of mine said, "I cant
stand the way he sings! Its like he yodels." Yodeling is
too extreme, but I know what my friend means. Mr. Costellos voice
is a terraced hillside. Movement up or down proceeds by discernible
steps rather than a seamless flow. There is a kind of flip or click
in his voice as it moves between registers. Its a marriage of
opposites, a delicate foghorn, a gruff flute. Which brings me to a story.
If you come late to Mr. Costello, it may develop that you are holding
a baby in your arms. I certainly was, one ragged night in 1998. The
setting is a preCivil War duplex in Park Slope, Brooklyn. It is
4 a.m. (The owner of the duplex, a Mr. Douglas Hardy, later kicked us
out for having a baby, so I want to take this opportunity to send him
my warmest wishes.)
In the dead of this early October night, the baby in my arms is crying.
She has been doing so for the last six hours. Every night for the last
21 days. With the endurance of a Kenyan marathoner, she paces herself
through the mountainous terrain of her nightly caterwauling. Behold
the flared nostrils, the pumping fists! Like a bystander with a cup
of water, my wife can only offer the breast. But the baby doesnt
even pause as she takes it, and races on.
And so now, finally, with all hope of quieting her lost, the wailing
newborn has been put into my care. I, who have no milk. In my arms,
the furious infant screams and shakes. I might be swaddling a chainsaw.
Millions of years of evolution have gone into this cry, human baby after
human baby slouching, in infinitesimal increments, toward this blood-curdling
shriek that will ensure parental protection and thus survival. The decorous
mewlers, the considerate whiners, these have long been selected out
of the human infant population. Now there are only the tympanum-bursting
banshees, the Tasmanian devils with the breath control of a La Scala
soprano.
No matter. I have a trick up my sleeve. Quickly, I carry the oscillating
infant up the stairs to the boom box in the top-floor kitchen. Pressing
the play button, I hold her innocent, apoplectic face right up to the
speaker. In a moment, the voice of Mr. Costello flows mellifluously
outand the baby stops crying.
Only three things ever worked. The sound of a bathroom faucet on at
full blast. The white noise of the vacuum cleaner. And Elvis Costello
singing from "Painted from Memory."
There is something about Mr. Costellos singing voice that gets
under peoples skin. Pleasantly so, in many cases. But not always.
And this, I suspect, is what lay behind my initial resistance to his
so-called "yodel." I had to get used to the background hum,
to the vacuum-cleanerish rumble behind even the most sweetly trilled
of his literate, often opaque lyrics.
Mr. Costello may himself feel that his mellow hum has been getting
too much air time of late. On his last two records, hes been teaming
up with other artistsBurt Bacharach and Anne Sofie von Otterand
singing ballads. When I Was Cruel is the inevitable reaction to all
that crooning. Its a return to origins, stripped-down and loaded
with hard-charging rhythms that bring back the old New Wave.
By the artists own count, this is his "first record in seven
years." The absolutely breathtaking All This Useless Beauty came
out in 1996, though, so I count six. Six or seven, for purist fans it
has been a long wait, and they will find here a handful of gems. Mr.
Costello was smart to call the record When I Was Cruel. The title song,
which is listed as "When I Was Cruel No. 2" is the best on
the record, and youd be hard-pressed to find a better song on
any record released this year.
As a lyricist, Mr. Costello excels in avoiding clichés or turning
them on their heads. His lyrics have an elevated, book-smart tone without
ever being "poetic." At the opening of "When I Was Cruel
No. 2," he says of wedding guests speaking about the groom, "Not
quite aside, they snide, Shes number four." Say
what you want about "snide" being used as a verb, Mr. Costello
gets his meaning across nimbly and economically here.
Other times, his avoidance of the commonplace merely leads him into
obscurity. Most of Mr. Costellos lyrics sound fresh to the ear,
but the more you think about them, the less they mean. For example,
theres this from the up-tempo "15 Petals": "Mussolini
highway / Theres a frankincense tree / I picked some up there
to carry with me."
When Mr. Costello hits a lyric right, he hits big, and that is the
fortunate case with "When I Was Cruel No. 2." After the wedding
ceremony, the oft-married groom looks at his new bride and makes the
following observation: "Shes starting to yawn / She looks
like she was born to it / But it was so much easier / When I was cruel."
In a single line, Mr. Costello explodes the notion that people get
toughened up by life and suggests the opposite: that age brings only
increasing vulnerability as well as remorse and pity. You dont
expect this, listening to the opening of the song, and it hits like
a thunderclap. Meanwhile, Mr. Costellos singing carries the freight
of this knowledge lightly and, as it were, beautifully. Few people write
songs as good as this, at once tuneful and serious, gratifying and wise.
The collaboration with Mr. Bacharach, Painted from Memory , was suffused,
as its title suggests, with a sense of the broken home and marriage
abandoned. Part of getting back to basics on When I Was Cruel involves
lightening up on the tragedy. And so we have songs such as "Spooky
Girlfriend," as catchy and satisfying a tune as Mr. Costello has
ever written, and "Episode of Blonde," in which Elvis sounds,
possibly in a reference to Blonde on Blonde, like Dylan.
There are jokes on this record, too. On "Spooky Girlfriend,"
Mr. Costello sings: "She says, Are you looking up my skirt?
/ And when you say No / She says, Why not?"
And on "Episode of Blonde," he reminds us that "Every
Elvis has his army / Every rattlesnake its charm."
Mr. Costello, who is 47 years old, recorded When I Was Cruel primarily
in Dublin, aided by a "kids beatbox with big orange buttons."
If hanging out with Mr. Bacharach brought out his wistful side, being
in Dublin makes Mr. Costello boyish again, a little cheeky and even
reckless.
The title track is punctuated with a single-syllable samplewhat
sounds like "un" with a hard Ufrom "Un Baccio e
Troppo Poco" by an Italian pop star called Mina. The horn section
indulges in a touch of salsa on some songs. The teenagers beatbox
pounds throughout others, and theres some noisy guitar and shouting
on "15 Petals" and the rousing "Daddy Can I Turn This?"
On the verge of 50, its nice to feel 25 again, and you can hear
this in the music.
Still, the "rowdy rhythms" Mr. Costello says he wanted for
this record are not all that rowdy. Theres a sense that he just
wants to see how it feels again, like a dad taking a spin on his kids
skateboard. I dont mean this in the cutting way it sounds. Mr.
Costello rocks perfectly well on this record; he hasnt lost anything.
But he has always been running from his sweeter sound, as we all run
from our best selves, because they seem too easy somehow.
With Mr. Costello, there is always some dullness, however. Its
always him singing, always that voice . Theres a sameness to it
after awhile. But hes skilled at mixing up the play list. Mr.
Costellos albums, more than most, leave a record of their passage
in your mind. Very quickly in the silence between songs, you hear whats
coming next.
The baby mentioned earlier is now 3 1/2. When I played When I Was Cruel
for the first time, she came running into the living room, shouting,
"Nice CD, daddy!" I didnt tell her that shes been
an Elvis Costello fan since she was 3 weeks old. But thats the
way this review ends. No more colic. Nice new Elvis Costello record.
And we dont live in Brooklyn anymore. We live in Europe, where
landlords cant kick you out for having a kid that cries all day
for Elvis.
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Jeffrey Eugenides is the author of the novel The Virgin Suicides. His
new novel, Middlesex, will be published by Farrar, Straus & Giroux
this September.