Q: Your current frame of mind?
A: Absolutely clear-headed and - not bad - in the best of health.
Q: When are you feeling happy?
A: Actually, I'm always happy, but I'm happiest in the future.
Q: If time were money: how would you spend it?
A: With unlimited credit line.
Q: Which talent would you like to have?
A: It would be nice to just float through space, without car, train or plane. And of course, I'd like to put music down without having to write notation first.
Q: Which phrase do you use regularly?
A: You know...
Q: With whom would you like to have a talk one day?
A: With all those I didn't pay in advance.
Q: With whom would you like to have a drink?
A: I don't drink and therefore I don't have Ernest Hemingway fantasies.
Q: What do you like about men?
Q: What do you like about women?
A: Being lecherous and having a sense of shame at the same time.
Q: How would you spend a day as a woman?
A: I'd run from the men.
Q: What's your secret vice?
A: I don't have one, all my vices are public.
Q: What should a man never give up?
A: Working on himself.
Q: What's better than sex?
A: There's nothing better than sex.
Q: Your greatest flamboyance?
A: Go listen to my albums!
Q: What do you dislike about your appearance?
A: My big nose.
Q: What do you dislike about other's appearances?
A: There's nothing bothering me with other people. Except they have hairs growing inside their skull.
Q: What do you fear?
A: Height in general. Although I conquered my fear of flying, I still suffer from vertigo, and I suffer excruciatingly.
Q: What's your favourite destination?
A: There's two. Because I like Ethiopian music I once travelled to the Ethiopian town of Aksum. And second: a cruise through the Beagle Canal in Tiega del Fuego. But I also like to go back home.
Q: Which ritual is important to you?
A: To choose the right socks in the morning.
Q: What's the colour of your socks?
Q: At which opportunity do you lie?
A: When I have to answer questions like these.
Q: Do you suffer from disabilities?
A: I suffer from my bad eyesight.
Q: Which dream would you like to fulfill?
A: I never dream, and in any case, I can't remember anything.
Q: How would you like to be reborn?
A: I don't think I'll be back.
Q: What would you have on your gravestone?
A: Here lies a songwriter.