Married To My Hack

From The Elvis Costello Wiki

Five in the morning she would fix my lunch
Put it in a paper sack
Where I'm headed I always appreciate it
But I'd rather stay married to my hack

I move like the breeze and the birds and the bees
And I've never been known to look back
I got 15 women and all of them swimming
But I'd rather stay married to my hack

I move 15 miles every minute, I'm all smiles
I shoot by my sister's shack
She's got some friend who waves at men (a fine little hen)
But I'd rather stay married to my hack

I got 12 wheel drive and an oversized hive
And air cooled brakes in the back
Candy McGraff's always good for a laugh
But I'd rather stay married to my hack

I got a pedal to hit and an engine that won't quit
And a carburetor that won't crack
Maureen and Billy they're a little silly
But there's nothing that they do lack

I got loose eyed ladies who never seen a man
Just waiting around the back
Gimme a bottle or someone to throttle
'Cause I'd rather stay married to my hack

Married To My Hack
Written by	Bob Dylan and Elvis Costello
Performed by	The New Basement Tapes
Produced by	T Bone Burnett
Musicians	Elvis Costello - lead vocal, electric guitar T Bone Burnett - electric guitar Rhiannon Giddens - vocal Taylor Goldsmith - bass Jim James - mellotron Marcus Mumford - drums Jay Bellerose - drums
Released	September 2, 2014 (download)
Albums	Lost On The River: The New Basement Tapes, 2014
Length	1:57