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Thank you for the flowers | <noinclude>{{Lyrics for|I Almost Had A Weakness}}</noinclude> | ||
Thank you for the flowers<br> | |||
I threw them on the fire | I threw them on the fire<br> | ||
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed<br> | |||
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed | God, they were ugly children<br> | ||
So you're that little bastard of that brother of mine<br> | |||
God, they were ugly children | Trying to trick a poor old woman<br> | ||
'Til I almost had a weakness<br> | |||
So you're that little bastard of that brother of mine | <br> | ||
Last week Cousin Florence bit your Uncle Joe<br> | |||
Trying to trick a poor old woman | Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork<br> | ||
Said that he looked like the devil<br> | |||
'Til I almost had a weakness | Then she said... "pass the vinegar", I'm beginning to think<br> | ||
That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it<br> | |||
Though I almost had a weakness<br> | |||
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Last week Cousin Florence bit your Uncle Joe | It pains me to mention<br> | ||
These delicate concerns<br> | |||
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork | But while I have to tolerate you family jewels<br> | ||
I really mustn't grumble<br> | |||
Said that he looked like the devil | 'Cause when I die, the cats and dogs will jump up and down<br> | ||
And you little swines will get nothing<br> | |||
Then she said... "pass the vinegar", I'm beginning to think | Though I almost had a weakness<br> | ||
That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it | |||
Though I almost had a weakness | |||
It pains me to mention | |||
These delicate concerns | |||
But while I have to tolerate you family jewels | |||
I really mustn't grumble | |||
'Cause when I die, the cats and dogs will jump up and down | |||
And you little swines will get nothing | |||
Though I almost had a weakness | |||
Latest revision as of 14:23, 26 April 2009
I Almost Had A Weakness
Thank you for the flowers
I threw them on the fire
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed
God, they were ugly children
So you're that little bastard of that brother of mine
Trying to trick a poor old woman
'Til I almost had a weakness
Last week Cousin Florence bit your Uncle Joe
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
Said that he looked like the devil
Then she said... "pass the vinegar", I'm beginning to think
That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it
Though I almost had a weakness
It pains me to mention
These delicate concerns
But while I have to tolerate you family jewels
I really mustn't grumble
'Cause when I die, the cats and dogs will jump up and down
And you little swines will get nothing
Though I almost had a weakness
