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Don't send any money! | |||
Fate has no price | |||
Ignore at your peril this splendid advice | Ignore at your peril this splendid advice | ||
An invaluable link in an infinite chain | An invaluable link in an infinite chain | ||
An offer like this will just not come again | An offer like this will just not come again | ||
You wish you had women to charm and bewitch | You wish you had women to charm and bewitch | ||
Power of life and death over the rich young girls will | |||
Power of life and death over the rich | be swooning | ||
Because you're exciting them | |||
And not only fall at your feet but be biting them | |||
Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath | Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath | ||
Or just possibly scare you to death | |||
Or possibly scare you to death | |||
Sign it and seal it and send it to friends | Sign it and seal it and send it to friends | ||
But don't mention my name | |||
Don't make any long term plans | Don't make any long term plans | ||
In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change | In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change | ||
Your best friends won't know you | |||
Your best friends won't know you | And neither will strangers | ||
Do not keep this letter | |||
Do not keep this letter | It must leave your hand | ||
You have been selected from over five thousand | You have been selected from over five thousand | ||
A twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you | |||
I can't say more it would only confuse you | |||
A twister | The wine that they offer will go to your head | ||
I can't say more | |||
The wine they | |||
And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread | And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread | ||
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more | Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more | ||
Guaranteed, for this world and the next | Guaranteed, for this world and the next | ||
Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother | Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother | ||
Cherish this life as you won't get another one | Cherish this life as you won't get another one | ||
Unless you should take up this fabulous offer | |||
Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer | Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer | ||
And woebetide anyone so woebegone | |||
You won't know you're born or about to pass on | You won't know you're born or about to pass on | ||
You'll never get tired | You'll never get tired | ||
You'll never get bored | You'll never get bored | ||
By the way I just hope you're insured | |||
And if you're not satisfied | |||
If you want more | If you want more | ||
We can always provide an improved overture | We can always provide an improved overture | ||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | ||
This offer is unrepeatable | This offer is unrepeatable | ||
Your trouble will vanish | |||
Your | |||
Your tears will dry | Your tears will dry | ||
Your blessing will just multiply | |||
Your | |||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | ||
This offer is unrepeatable | This offer is unrepeatable | ||
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor | |||
A riot of colours and flavours | |||
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and | |||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | ||
This offer is unrepeatable | This offer is unrepeatable | ||
Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? | |||
Just sign on the line. Could you possibly write it in | |||
Would I lie to you? | blood? | ||
Would I sell you a dud? | |||
Just sign on the line | |||
Could you possibly write it in blood? |
Revision as of 14:44, 26 April 2009
Don't send any money! Fate has no price Ignore at your peril this splendid advice An invaluable link in an infinite chain An offer like this will just not come again
You wish you had women to charm and bewitch Power of life and death over the rich young girls will be swooning Because you're exciting them And not only fall at your feet but be biting them Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath Or just possibly scare you to death
Sign it and seal it and send it to friends But don't mention my name Don't make any long term plans
In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change Your best friends won't know you And neither will strangers Do not keep this letter It must leave your hand You have been selected from over five thousand
A twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you I can't say more it would only confuse you The wine that they offer will go to your head And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more Guaranteed, for this world and the next Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother Cherish this life as you won't get another one
Unless you should take up this fabulous offer Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer And woebetide anyone so woebegone You won't know you're born or about to pass on
You'll never get tired You'll never get bored By the way I just hope you're insured
And if you're not satisfied If you want more We can always provide an improved overture Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable This offer is unrepeatable
Your trouble will vanish Your tears will dry Your blessing will just multiply Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable This offer is unrepeatable
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor A riot of colours and flavours Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable This offer is unrepeatable
Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? Just sign on the line. Could you possibly write it in blood?