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How many wrinkles in a pickle?

How many hairs in a head?

How many waves in the ocean?

How many crumbs in bread?

But last, but not least, but baby most of all

Why do I m-mumble every time you call?

(Chorus:)

Because you're strange to me baby

Oh, you're good to me mama

Well, I admit you are strange

But baby, please don't change

I know I belong with you

How many bubbles in soap?

How many chewings in gum?

How many rolls in a wheel?

Where did eyeballs come from?

But last, but not least, but baby most of all

Why do I m-mumble every time you call?

(Repeat Chorus)

How many blanks in a blanket?

How many cuts in a knife?

How strong is a bedbug?

And how deep is his bite?

Last, but not least, but baby most of all

Why do I m-mumble every time you call?

(Repeat Chorus)

Stange, you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye

Strange, you got five double chins, you eat baboon pie

Strange, your knees look like the knees of a nanny goat

Strange, you got two left legs, your lips don't close

Strange, there's something wrong with you, I don't know what it is

Strange, I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this